Strange thing I heard:
You have a tendency to make people nervous around you

Weird thought I had:
What would it feel like to be a brand new sheet of paper, crisp and ironed and straight out of the mill

Inane thing I wanted to yell out:
Colour me!!!

Silly thing I did:
Hold a tiny leaf with a blue-green bug in my hand so we could take its picture and check out how well our new camera works.

Sweet conversation I had:
A: So, alright, I'll call you at 4
Me: Alright...so 4 it is
A: Cool, then...bye...
Me: Yeah...bye...
A: How're you?
Me:.......
A: How're you?
Me: You talkin to me?
A: Yeah! How're you?
Me:.........are you talking to me?
A: Yes! How're you?
Me: I'm doing good!
A: Ah...so you're doing good...
Me: Er...yeah...
A: Alright then...bye. I'll call you at 4.
Me: er...bye...