Weird things heard during Salsa lessons:

Ok, so you turn, then I turn, then I swipe you!

I used to be a professional boxer...I sorta erm, get a li'l violent y'know

Ok, so I help you turn...and then I throw you around! I mean, away...I mean...

Why can you keep your face away from my elbow for a change??

Don't look at my hands, you'll lose your legs!

And the classic ones
Ok OK OK! I'm sorry! Woman! Why can't you keep your toes at home??
Ok so you give me your hand, I give you my hand, I turn, I give you my head...

Hehe and so on and so forth...