Warning on a box containing a child's toy (to be more specific, a red-shelled green tortoise that sings and walks about, bumping into chairs and stuff).

WARNING!
Pay attention to forbidden finger, hair and clothes, insert moving parts. Finger do not insert moving parts gap to so as to lead to danger. Do not cover head and face with plastic bag so to lead to stifle.

Hehehe. What do I say?